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Funny Stuff - April 2008

Electricity Bill

April 30th 2008 22:00

I complained about my recent electricity bill

And this is what I received from them.



Dear Customer,

Just a little note to let you know we understand your
anger in the recent price hike. But it should be noted
that you have no choice. We are a big company and you
will pay what we tell you.

We have the power, you need the power. So sad... too bad.

We have enclosed a little picture to help outline our response.

Have a nice day and keep those cheques coming in!

Sincerely,

Your Local Power Co .








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I finally fixed my computer

April 30th 2008 04:05


After going through a virus attack,

losing a hard drive,

fighting off hackers,

upgrading all my software,

installing fire-walls,

being threatened with being cut-off by my email provider,

and a host of other problems..

I have fixed my computer.

Now it works exactly the way I want it to! . . . .












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Star in the East

April 29th 2008 23:18

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says,
"Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"

The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings."

The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns to the mother and says,

"Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Debbie is pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess."

The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Debbie?"

Debbie says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!"

The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says,

"Is there something wrong out there doctor?"

The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be darned if I'm going to miss it this time!"



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Ban of Bulls Balls

April 29th 2008 03:50



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Birds

April 28th 2008 22:30


Mother's Favourite


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Well, did you jump?

April 27th 2008 22:25
A young man joined the army and signed up for paratrooper training, and finally went to take his first jump from an aeroplane. The next day, he phoned his father to tell him what had happened.

'So, did you jump?' the father asked


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Michelangelo's David

April 23rd 2008 20:54
After a short stay in America, Michelangelo's David returned to Europe ...


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Olympic torch touches down in Oz

April 22nd 2008 23:15
Cartoon by Warren, Daily Telegraph


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Dog Rules

April 21st 2008 23:40



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Why it's better to be the boss

April 20th 2008 22:00



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Prohibition

April 20th 2008 21:48
If you were around in 1919
(just before prohibition started)
and came upon the following poster


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The Funeral

April 18th 2008 23:05



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Wedding of the Wongs

April 17th 2008 22:54

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a
new baby


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McGlynn's Hat

April 17th 2008 01:55



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The Reason for Blackouts

April 16th 2008 21:58



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Bill and the Pickle Factory

April 15th 2008 22:53



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Married Life

April 14th 2008 21:47



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Petrol Prices No Joke

April 13th 2008 23:04

I drive a V8 4WD Jeep Grand Cherokee at the moment.

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Kenny the Rooster

April 13th 2008 22:56



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All Puns Intended

April 13th 2008 21:48


Two antennas met on a roof


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Disorder in Court

April 10th 2008 23:57

What people actually said in court.

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America's Joyous Future

April 9th 2008 22:45



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The Ballerina

April 9th 2008 21:06

A large woman wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a
bar in Dublin


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Barney the Swearing Macaw

April 8th 2008 21:28


Barney is a bad influence. He's teaching 2 African Greys how to swear


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Recycling Old Blogs

April 8th 2008 03:56
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by Edward Bison

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Oxymorons

April 7th 2008 20:47



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I Hope You're Not French

April 4th 2008 21:38


Isn't it amazing how unforgiving history can be. After all these years, the French are still copping it in the neck but some of these quotes make me smile


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Underwater Birth

April 3rd 2008 22:38
Underwater birth, a bit graphic but amazing photography.


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The Catholic Missionary

April 3rd 2008 21:14
A Catholic Priest was about to leave his mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives. He realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English, so he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."

The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree


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Corporate Structure

April 1st 2008 22:44
I had to look up Quonset hut


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