Anne TootillBirds
April 28th 2008 22:30
Mother's Favourite
A little bird was walking along the road one day, and all of a sudden, a vulture jumps out of the bushes, grabs the little bird, pulls it into the bushes and has its way with the little bird. When all is said and done, the little bird comes out of the bushes merrily singing "I'm a dove, and I've been loved".
A little while later, another bird comes down the road, and the same vulture jumps out and grabs it and takes it into the bushes. When all is said and done, the bird comes out of the bushes happily singing "I'm a finch, and I've been pinched".
Another bird comes along, the vulture comes out, and when all is said and done, that bird comes out of the bushes happily singing "I'm a tern, and you should see what I've learned".
Then along comes a duck. The vulture comes out, grabs the duck and heads for the bushes. After much commotion, the duck comes out singing "There's been a mistake, I'm a drake".
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