Anne TootillCamilla's New Shoes
July 3rd 2008 21:53
Camilla bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding which got increasingly tighter and tighter as the day wore on. That night after the festivities were finally over she and Charles retired back to their room.
Camilla flopped on the bed and said "Please remove my shoes darling, one's feet are killing one".
Ever obieient, the Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigor but it would not budge.
"Harder" yelled Camilla
"Harder" Charles yelled back "I'm trying darling but it's just so bloody tight".
"Come on give it all you've got" she cried. Finally when it released Charles let out a big groan and Camilla exclaimed "There, Oh God, that feels so good".
In their bedroom next door the Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said "See I told you she was still a virgin with a face like that"
Meanwhile back in the other bedroom Charles was attempting to remove the other shoe when he cried out "Oh God, darling this one's even tighter".
At this point Prince Phillip turned to the Queen and said
"That's my boy, once a navy man, always a navy man".
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