Anne TootillIrish Medical Terms
June 29th 2008 21:57
Benign..................... What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria................... Back door to cafeteria
Barium..................... What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section..... A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan.................... Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize.................. Made eye contact with her.
Colic...................... A sheep dog.
Coma....................... A punctuation mark.
Dilate..................... To live long.
Enema...................... Not a friend.
Fester..................... Quicker than someone else.
Genital.................... Non-Jewish person.
Hangnail................... What you hang your coat on.
Impotent................... Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain............... Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff........... A Doctor's cane.
Morbid..................... A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates................... Cheaper than day rates.
Node....................... I knew it.
Outpatient................. A person who has fainted.
Pelvis..................... Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative.......... A letter carrier.
Recovery Room........ Place to do upholstery.
Secretion.................. Hiding something
Seizure.................... Roman emperor.
Tablet..................... A small table.
Terminal Illness..........Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor...................... More than one.
Varicose.................. Near by/close by
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