Anne TootillStammerers Action Group
May 5th 2008 09:58
A notably comely young speech therapist is getting nowhere with her Stammerers Action Group. Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she says "If any of you can tell me the name of the town where you were born, without stuttering, I will make wild and passionate love to you until your muscles ache and your eyes water. So, who wants to go first?"
The Englishman immediately pipes up "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham" he says, before hanging his head in defeat.
The Scotsman raises his hand and blurts out "G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-lasgow". No good.
Then comes the Irishman, who takes a deep breath and suddently bursts forth with a clear, beautiful "London".
"Brilliant, Paddy" says the speech therapist and after the others are excused immediately sets about living up to her promise. After 15 minutes of exceptionally steamy love-making, the couple pauses for breath, whereupon Paddy looks her right in the eyes and says,
"-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry".
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