Anne TootillThe Farmer's Pet Rooster
May 13th 2008 23:27
An old farmer went to town to see a move and the ticket agent asked 'Sir, what's that on your shoulder?"
The old farmer "That's my pet rooster, where I go, he goes".
"I'm sorry Sir, we can't allow animals in the Theatre".
The farmer went around the corner and stuffed the rooster inside his overalls, came back, bought a ticket and went inside.
He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge.
The movie started and the rooster began to squirm.
The farmer unbuttoned his fly so the rooster could stick his head out and watch the movie.
"Marge" whispered Mildred.
"What?" said Marge
"I think the guy next to me is a pervert".
"What makes you think so?" asked Marge
"He undid his fly and he has his thing out" whispered Mildred.
"Don't worry about it, at our age, we've seen em all"
"I thought so too" said Mildred, "but this one's eating my popcorn".
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