Anne TootillTime for a Limmerick
February 25th 2008 21:54
A maid from Bexhill on Sea,
lay with a plumber upon a setee.
Said the maid 'Stop your plumbing!
There's somebody coming.'
Said the plumber, still plumbing, 'Its me.'
Mary had a little pig
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.
Mary had a little Lamb,
She tied it to a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's arse,
and turned it's wool to nylon
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